A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage...

 

How the hell can someone have so astronomically little common sense?
raw-natural-love they must have poured TWO bottles of Downy into this one haha

How the hell can someone have so astronomically little common sense?

raw-natural-love they must have poured TWO bottles of Downy into this one haha

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying ti kill Azealia Banks.

mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying ti kill Azealia Banks.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

hackerqueenskye:

ladyoflate:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

i’m reblogging entirely for the solving of the mystery of the remembrall

Okay, but why did Remus go along….

Wait. Never mind, I know the answer. He’s just completely used to Sirius’ bullshit and he doesn’t have the energy to bother anymore.

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

(Source: blazepress)

Over 16 million records sold, #1 album in 7 countries, spawned 2 billboard #1 singles, all singles charted in the billboard top 40, second fastest selling album by a female in the US of 2013, her second consecutive #1 album, over 1.6 billion views on music videos, 4 vevo certified music videos. Happy Birthday, PRISM!

raw-natural-love HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

(Source: mayorswan)

My reactions to each song on ARTPOP

matttfred:

Aura:

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Venus:

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G.U.Y. (Girl Under You):

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Sexxx Dreams:

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Jewels n’ Drugs:

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MANiCURE:

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Do What U Want:

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ARTPOP:

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Swine:

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Donatella:

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Fashion!:

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Mary Jane Holland:

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Dope:

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Gypsy:

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Applause:

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epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted