A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage...
Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted